Gary Lightbody, lead singer from popular alternative rock band Snow Patrol, turned into an estrogen pill this week after reaching his goal to write one hundred love songs.
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Pope Francis has confirmed that he will stay involved in the defense of human rights, but after consideration he has decided these “bastards have gotta go”.
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Iain Duncan Smith has revealed that David Cameron and George Osborne are bullies, because they often ruined his tea with slices of breaded ham.
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