Local Builder Pleased With McDonald’s Small Burgers

Photograph By Calum Tingham

Local Builder Pleased With McDonald’s Small Burgers

Lewisham, London – Happily satisfied with McDonald’s recent decision to make every burger half it’s original size, local construction worker James Wayson, 29, told reporters on Tuesday that he was thrilled with the new cuisine change. “Yeah, I’m so pleased, I mean of course I’m a fan of beef. I just thought with the old burgers it was becoming a distraction, like, I couldn’t taste the bread,” said James Wayson, continuing with his thought that carbohydrates are more important than proteins because they provide our bodies with the correct fuels and also that bread, especially with sesame seeds, is not only great tasting but is a very stable part of any successful diet. “You know, about a year ago, I wrote a letter to McDonald’s complaining about the burger size problem. I received a reply two months ago saying they agree that too much burger over complicates the meal. I’m just glad they finally listened.” At press time, Wayson stated that he was considering writing another letter to suggest holding back on the lettuce.

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